1 00:00:06.600 --> 00:00:07.590 Is it already being recorded? 2 00:00:07.674 --> 00:00:10.593 Hold me sideways. I want my Greek nose to be seen. 3 00:00:11.219 --> 00:00:12.512 We're here, 4 00:00:13.130 --> 00:00:15.432 in the offices of the general manager of Pumas. 5 00:00:15.765 --> 00:00:18.852 This is the time where they give you the bonus. They throw bills at you in the face. 6 00:00:18.935 --> 00:00:21.813 TA Ta ta. Leaving here we are going to buy a Ferrari. 7 00:00:22.105 --> 00:00:23.230 Red Fury. 8 00:00:23.106 --> 00:00:25.233 - [man] Potro. What's up? -Go, eh? 9 00:00:25.316 --> 00:00:28.270 There can be no cameras here. Pati, who let cameras in here? 10 00:00:28.111 --> 00:00:28.987 It's me, it's me. 11 00:00:29.700 --> 00:00:31.300 We are making a documentary of the Potro Romani. 12 00:00:31.114 --> 00:00:33.825 -Ah, what good. -Look what is this, a dulce de leche. 13 00:00:34.534 --> 00:00:36.244 We have it almost sold to ESPN. 14 00:00:36.411 --> 00:00:38.913 We are going to discuss private matters. 15 00:00:38.997 --> 00:00:41.499 I have no secret with my Potrelievers. 16 00:00:41.583 --> 00:00:44.961 I promised them full access to my life. And this is part of my life. 17 00:00:45.450 --> 00:00:48.506 -Well, as you want. -Very well. 18 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:52.930 Take the twine, I'm with a desire to go partying I can not take it anymore. 19 00:00:52.427 --> 00:00:53.636 Get me the coins. 20 00:00:55.130 --> 00:00:56.264 You are out of the team. 21 00:00:56.890 --> 00:00:58.160 [laugh] 22 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:02.437 It seems as if he had been rehearsing! 23 00:01:02.937 --> 00:01:04.898 This leave it for some blooper. 24 00:01:04.981 --> 00:01:06.232 What teacher you are. 25 00:01:11.279 --> 00:01:12.822 Let's see, guys, are you waiting for me outside? 26 00:01:12.906 --> 00:01:14.824 I have to talk to the president alone. 27 00:01:14.908 --> 00:01:18.870 Now we are going to move the Ferrari and fill it with whores and champagne. 28 00:01:19.790 --> 00:01:20.330 Dwarf, there's no problem. 29 00:01:20.663 --> 00:01:23.830 It's a misunderstanding, boys, nothing happens. 30 00:01:23.583 --> 00:01:25.251 I have a contract for a year. 31 00:01:25.710 --> 00:01:28.460 Do not make me see myself in the painful situation of demanding them. 32 00:01:28.213 --> 00:01:32.258 You have been, by far, the worst investment in Pumas in history. 33 00:01:32.342 --> 00:01:35.940 I left the eggs in every game. Do not come to break the balls. 34 00:01:35.178 --> 00:01:37.972 Yes And you also left a lot of puddles of blood. 35 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:41.267 Give me a recommendation letter, boludo. I'm playing soccer, brother. 36 00:01:41.351 --> 00:01:42.227 No, Potro. 37 00:01:42.685 --> 00:01:45.522 That is absolutely unsportsmanlike. 38 00:01:45.772 --> 00:01:49.984 I've already notified all the technical directors of the league of your situation. 39 00:01:50.276 --> 00:01:53.905 I'm El Potro Romani, old man, the Argentine stallion. What the fuck are you talking about? 40 00:01:53.988 --> 00:01:56.407 You have a bullet in the leg, you bastard. Do not mame! 41 00:01:56.491 --> 00:01:58.785 What do you think, that you are the president of the world? 42 00:01:58.868 --> 00:02:01.871 -Don't make me call security. -Traelos, I grab you with punches. 43 00:02:01.955 --> 00:02:04.290 You know how it hurts when those fucking dwarfs fall. 44 00:02:04.374 --> 00:02:06.960 Especially to you. It's an army of dwarves, here. 45 00:02:07.430 --> 00:02:08.878 I do not know what your fart is with the dwarfs! 46 00:02:09.587 --> 00:02:10.505 I do not know what it is. 47 00:02:10.839 --> 00:02:11.840 And I do not care. 48 00:02:12.173 --> 00:02:15.385 And if the dwarfs shit you, it's your fart. But you are already out! 49 00:02:15.468 --> 00:02:19.889 -Dedcate to something else, take a picture. -'Chupame an egg, son of a thousand whores! 50 00:02:19.973 --> 00:02:21.391 Then there is no bonus? 51 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:25.478 [whispers] Give me half, and we're going halfway. 52 00:02:25.562 --> 00:02:26.896 [whispers] No, you bastard. 53 00:02:26.980 --> 00:02:30.191 -I locked you up for ten years. - Are you going to lock me up? 54 00:02:30.275 --> 00:02:32.680 -I can not give you the bonus. -15 percent. 55 00:02:32.152 --> 00:02:35.290 -I can not give you the bonus. -Give me some coins. 56 00:02:35.530 --> 00:02:38.408 [in a normal voice] Pati, can you please give your papers to the Potro? 57 00:02:40.118 --> 00:02:42.360 -Good luck. -The shell of your mother. 58 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:43.830 -Potro. -Yes, my little one. 59 00:02:44.122 --> 00:02:46.624 I had an appointment with you today to see the Ferrari. 60 00:02:46.833 --> 00:02:48.751 Did you know what? I saw the McLaren and I liked it a lot more. 61 00:02:49.836 --> 00:02:52.460 Excuse. You know I'm always with you. Excuse. 62 00:02:54.591 --> 00:02:55.717 Son of a bitch! 63 00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:56.718 [horn honks] 64 00:02:56.801 --> 00:02:58.595 Fucking guy! 65 00:02:58.928 --> 00:03:00.305 Son of a bitch! 66 00:03:02.807 --> 00:03:04.767 Boys, we cancel everything. 67 00:03:05.226 --> 00:03:06.436 Erase this to hell. 68 00:03:07.437 --> 00:03:09.522 -It is done. - [man] But he's a little mother, Potro! 69 00:03:09.606 --> 00:03:13.234 -Little mother, son of a thousand whores? -No, güey, little mother narratively. 70 00:03:13.318 --> 00:03:16.195 But those assholes just got me out of the club. Are you Mongol? 71 00:03:16.279 --> 00:03:19.657 With this we can show people how the abyss of soccer is, güey. 72 00:03:19.741 --> 00:03:23.161 What the fuck does that matter to people? They want to see girls, whores, parties. 73 00:03:23.244 --> 00:03:24.787 I do not have a weight, boludo. 74 00:03:25.380 --> 00:03:27.832 I watch for the money, Potro, like the Kardashians. 75 00:03:27.916 --> 00:03:29.792 And what does that have to do with this, boludo? 76 00:03:29.876 --> 00:03:32.211 Güey, this strengthens your brand. 77 00:03:32.295 --> 00:03:35.600 Imagine, a line of sports deodorants. 78 00:03:35.214 --> 00:03:36.382 Aqua di Potro 79 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:40.845 How am I doing makeup? 80 00:03:40.929 --> 00:03:43.806 -Are you sure it's going to work? -Yes, güey, I swear to you. 81 00:03:43.890 --> 00:03:45.141 Do not make me look like a boludo. 82 00:03:45.391 --> 00:03:47.727 Take a shot here, leaving as fast and furious. 83 00:03:55.443 --> 00:03:56.736 What is life without soccer? 84 00:03:57.403 --> 00:04:01.282 A lot of rotten bodies walking the court of life, like zombies. 85 00:04:03.243 --> 00:04:04.911 Soccer was everything to me. 86 00:04:05.328 --> 00:04:06.788 I feel violated. 87 00:04:07.497 --> 00:04:08.498 Penetrated 88 00:04:08.748 --> 00:04:10.375 I feel that without football I am nothing. 89 00:04:10.792 --> 00:04:11.751 What, what am I? 90 00:04:12.543 --> 00:04:15.171 A counter without calculator. A chef without a tongue 91 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:19.968 Love! Hey, hey, baby! 92 00:04:20.551 --> 00:04:23.721 -What are you doing, boluda? -What are you doing, boludo? 93 00:04:23.930 --> 00:04:25.890 You keep up with all this antics, then? 94 00:04:25.974 --> 00:04:30.853 It's a promotion we're doing to put the Potro brand outside. 95 00:04:30.937 --> 00:04:33.398 Do not come to break my balls. Today I had a complicated day. 96 00:04:33.564 --> 00:04:35.775 Excuse me please. Yes, my love? 97 00:04:36.276 --> 00:04:37.402 No, forgive me. 98 00:04:37.485 --> 00:04:38.945 -They kicked me out of the club. -What? 99 00:04:39.153 --> 00:04:40.863 They kicked me out of the club. 100 00:04:40.947 --> 00:04:42.991 We already knew that this could happen. 101 00:04:43.740 --> 00:04:44.659 -What did we know? -Of course my love. 102 00:04:44.742 --> 00:04:46.869 So you were waiting for this to happen. 103 00:04:47.328 --> 00:04:48.162 Do not. 104 00:04:49.664 --> 00:04:51.833 We can take advantage to ride 105 00:04:51.916 --> 00:04:55.169 that Brazilian depilation facility that we have dreamed so much ... 106 00:04:55.253 --> 00:04:58.381 But that is not my dream, how many times do I have to tell you? 107 00:04:58.631 --> 00:05:01.926 That's your dream, my love, it's not mine. I do not dream of a hair removal of anything. 108 00:05:02.176 --> 00:05:03.678 -Is seriously. -No, seriously the balls. 109 00:05:03.761 --> 00:05:04.762 You never trusted me. 110 00:05:04.929 --> 00:05:06.889 -That's the problem. -What are you saying? 111 00:05:06.973 --> 00:05:09.170 -Is it really what you're saying? -Just relax. 112 00:05:09.100 --> 00:05:10.977 No, what "relax" or what chingaderas! 113 00:05:11.311 --> 00:05:13.688 If you continue with this shtick, we will tell everyone 114 00:05:13.771 --> 00:05:18.943 who's the one who keeps this family doing oral, double-glazed, huh? 115 00:05:19.270 --> 00:05:23.197 Extreme anal, three times a day, so that the lord is like a king. 116 00:05:23.364 --> 00:05:24.407 See, see. 117 00:05:24.574 --> 00:05:27.160 Fuck fucking, and all of you, too! Fuck fucking! 118 00:05:27.243 --> 00:05:29.579 Go pick up with a Somali truck. 119 00:05:29.662 --> 00:05:31.331 Yes, that's what I do. I'm a porn actress! 120 00:05:31.414 --> 00:05:33.499 -Are aware. -Bravo Bravo. Now what? 121 00:05:33.583 --> 00:05:35.668 I got tired of you! Fuck you! 122 00:05:36.440 --> 00:05:37.300 Yuli ... 123 00:05:38.546 --> 00:05:39.756 Cut, cut, cut. 124 00:05:40.173 --> 00:05:44.844 The fleeting career of Argentine striker Potro Romani came to a dramatic end 125 00:05:44.927 --> 00:05:47.638 to be discovered hiding a bullet wound. 126 00:05:47.722 --> 00:05:50.808 Romani debuted in the Ravens, taking them to a final. 127 00:05:50.892 --> 00:05:53.936 He is married to the controversial adult entertainment star ... 128 00:05:54.200 --> 00:05:56.147 What are you doing, the shocked shell of your mother? 129 00:05:56.230 --> 00:05:58.149 Can you move, the bitch that bore you? 130 00:05:58.566 --> 00:06:00.401 You're on TV, teletubby, move, dale! 131 00:06:00.485 --> 00:06:01.903 ... today we are in mourning ... 132 00:06:01.986 --> 00:06:02.862 [TV turns off] 133 00:06:02.945 --> 00:06:04.822 Are you not realizing what is happening? 134 00:06:05.310 --> 00:06:08.760 They're telling me I can not play soccer anymore. They kicked me out of the team! 135 00:06:08.951 --> 00:06:11.621 My wife left me, your mother's shell! And they told me the internet. 136 00:06:11.704 --> 00:06:13.790 The bitch that gave birth to them can not last two months! 137 00:06:14.248 --> 00:06:15.166 [Twitter sounds] 138 00:06:16.417 --> 00:06:19.504 That is my little brother. My little brother gets married, look! 139 00:06:19.587 --> 00:06:21.339 [man] Is Fabricio Romani your brother? Year! 140 00:06:24.258 --> 00:06:25.802 It's better that he's my brother, imbecile. 141 00:06:25.885 --> 00:06:28.513 Where do you think all this talent comes from, pony face? 142 00:06:28.805 --> 00:06:31.766 This is printed in the genes with the semen of God, old man. 143 00:06:31.933 --> 00:06:33.810 Here. Milk, milk through the veins. 144 00:06:34.102 --> 00:06:35.144 [whispers] Listen. 145 00:06:35.853 --> 00:06:39.732 [Fabricio in recording] Hi, Fabri speaks. If it's for the buro, talk to my manager. 146 00:06:39.816 --> 00:06:42.360 If you are from Barça, leave me your message. And I will answer it 147 00:06:42.443 --> 00:06:44.737 Chichichurri! You get married, your mother's shell! 148 00:06:44.946 --> 00:06:46.656 The invitation did not arrive! 149 00:06:47.323 --> 00:06:50.326 It must be the crap postal mail, that things never come to me. 150 00:06:50.535 --> 00:06:51.953 Congratulations, culiado! 151 00:06:52.370 --> 00:06:55.810 Call me, call me. I need you, call me. 152 00:06:55.706 --> 00:06:59.335 We are going to Argentina. You come with me, and all these assholes are coming. 153 00:06:59.418 --> 00:07:00.253 Neta, güey? 154 00:07:00.336 --> 00:07:01.963 We're going to see each other as a family, old man. 155 00:07:02.460 --> 00:07:04.966 Do you understand what that is, you who did not leave Mexico City, imbecile? 156 00:07:05.591 --> 00:07:08.136 The mines there, do you know what that is? From the landscape? 157 00:07:08.427 --> 00:07:11.550 The shells applaud you, it's beautiful, old man. 158 00:07:11.389 --> 00:07:13.641 In one of those, I stay at my old man's house for a while. 159 00:07:14.225 --> 00:07:15.935 Waiting for all this to happen. 160 00:07:16.477 --> 00:07:18.855 There they pamper me, they embrace me. They like me a lot. 161 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:20.314 Look, what is this? 162 00:07:21.230 --> 00:07:21.899 [whistles] 163 00:07:22.358 --> 00:07:24.569 Comfort first. [laugh] 164 00:07:24.819 --> 00:07:26.404 Check out the suit I bought! 165 00:07:26.696 --> 00:07:29.490 Wine. But in Argentina we say Bordeaux. 166 00:07:29.574 --> 00:07:31.868 Bordeaux. More French. We are more European. 167 00:07:32.243 --> 00:07:34.579 Not like you, boludos. Indian ball. 168 00:07:34.662 --> 00:07:36.789 Look. Argentine passport 169 00:07:37.373 --> 00:07:39.667 and Mexican passport. I have two nationalities. 170 00:07:40.100 --> 00:07:41.377 Guess what is it? 171 00:07:41.461 --> 00:07:42.628 We are already, boy. 172 00:07:43.713 --> 00:07:45.506 We are going to Argentina! 173 00:07:45.590 --> 00:07:47.800 [piano sounds playing "Chica de Ipanema"] 174 00:07:49.100 --> 00:07:50.470 I really like to fly. 175 00:07:51.262 --> 00:07:53.556 They say it stops the aging process 176 00:07:53.639 --> 00:07:55.475 Well, we are going at a very high speed. 177 00:07:55.558 --> 00:07:58.436 As it accelerates, it accelerates, accelerates. Is it a thousand kilometers, 2000? 178 00:07:58.519 --> 00:08:00.771 But they say it stops him because the people down 179 00:08:00.855 --> 00:08:02.857 is at another speed, I do not know if you understand me 180 00:08:03.357 --> 00:08:05.260 The law is about relativity. 181 00:08:05.109 --> 00:08:06.277 They also say that ... 182 00:08:07.153 --> 00:08:10.156 ... that flying very often can cause you to get an egg inside. 183 00:08:10.239 --> 00:08:12.241 I have a friend who got both of them. 184 00:08:12.617 --> 00:08:15.770 You have to put cold water, then ice, on the eggs. 185 00:08:15.578 --> 00:08:17.538 Your ass closes. Horrible. 186 00:08:17.622 --> 00:08:19.874 I'm going to throw a straw to the bathroom, boludo, I can not take it anymore. 187 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:24.212 [man by speaker] Welcome to the airport in Santiago de Chile. 188 00:08:24.295 --> 00:08:27.256 I have been summoned to the Argentine national team 189 00:08:27.673 --> 00:08:28.591 more than once. 190 00:08:28.674 --> 00:08:31.969 They wanted me to cut my hair. They're crazy, what am I going to cut my hair. 191 00:08:32.530 --> 00:08:35.806 My brother is a great player. We are on par. We are on par. 192 00:08:35.890 --> 00:08:37.433 He devotes a lot to soccer. 193 00:08:37.517 --> 00:08:39.977 He devotes a lot of energy. I like other things. 194 00:08:40.610 --> 00:08:41.729 I like to enjoy life, understand? 195 00:08:41.812 --> 00:08:43.606 [piano playing "Chica de Ipanema"] 196 00:08:48.361 --> 00:08:51.531 This is about a football player, a goal scorer, 197 00:08:52.730 --> 00:08:54.659 Traumatized, who stopped scoring, 198 00:08:54.742 --> 00:08:58.120 and a ghost of a coach helps him overcome his trauma. 199 00:08:58.204 --> 00:09:02.291 And the guy returns to make goals. About my old man DarÃo Romani. 200 00:09:02.375 --> 00:09:04.585 The Shakespeare of the Argentine football novels. 201 00:09:09.131 --> 00:09:11.467 Look. Goose bumps, brother. 202 00:09:12.760 --> 00:09:17.598 Five years ago I do not come. Clear. I have an emotion, idiot. 203 00:09:18.558 --> 00:09:19.684 We are arriving! 204 00:09:19.767 --> 00:09:21.978 [Tango music plays] 205 00:09:28.526 --> 00:09:31.487 My mentor, the great Pitín Belarri, is coming for me. 206 00:09:31.779 --> 00:09:33.300 This guy discovered Messi. 207 00:09:33.322 --> 00:09:35.116 The soccer mafia stayed with the credit. 208 00:09:40.830 --> 00:09:42.373 What are you doing, Riquitiki? 209 00:09:42.748 --> 00:09:43.583 It's the Potrito! 210 00:09:44.375 --> 00:09:46.794 -How are you, boludo? -Well well. 211 00:09:46.877 --> 00:09:49.880 Let's go down, I can not stay at the airport for long. 212 00:09:49.255 --> 00:09:50.339 But why, what fart? 213 00:09:50.631 --> 00:09:53.342 No ... I owe a debt to the government, 214 00:09:53.426 --> 00:09:56.262 then they will not let me travel. But all good. All good. 215 00:09:56.345 --> 00:09:58.472 What is that camera? The camera that. 216 00:09:58.556 --> 00:10:01.580 I'm making a documentary of my life. For ESPN. 217 00:10:01.726 --> 00:10:03.644 Che, what's the Lamborghini in the shop? 218 00:10:03.769 --> 00:10:07.398 How in the workshop? I lost everything. Everything with the witch. I lost the car, 219 00:10:07.565 --> 00:10:10.276 I lost the house, I lost most of my dignity, 220 00:10:10.568 --> 00:10:13.362 my coach card. All. So, kids, 221 00:10:14.238 --> 00:10:16.198 Do not bet with credit cards. 222 00:10:16.282 --> 00:10:17.950 And stay away from opioids. 223 00:10:19.327 --> 00:10:20.911 [Latin music plays] 224 00:10:23.664 --> 00:10:24.999 Excuse the mess. 225 00:10:25.820 --> 00:10:26.542 The maid comes tomorrow. 226 00:10:26.709 --> 00:10:29.629 -Listen to everything, brother. Yes Did you know? 227 00:10:29.712 --> 00:10:32.840 The only thing that witch, motherfucker, could not carry 228 00:10:34.910 --> 00:10:36.927 They were the missiles that I discovered. [laugh] 229 00:10:37.110 --> 00:10:39.130 -We keep breaking it, Riquitiqui, huh? -Oh, yes? 230 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:41.980 -I signed for two years. -What great. 231 00:10:41.223 --> 00:10:42.558 Goya! Goya! 232 00:10:42.850 --> 00:10:45.353 Cachún cachún, ra ra! Cachún cachún, ra ra! 233 00:10:45.895 --> 00:10:48.147 Che, here the kids are ... 234 00:10:49.230 --> 00:10:53.819 -We are three, but if you want to come ... -Do you invite me to Romani's wedding? 235 00:10:54.403 --> 00:10:56.781 What honor? Oh, stop. 236 00:10:57.365 --> 00:11:00.576 I have a ... a meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous, 237 00:11:00.743 --> 00:11:03.454 -But well, I re ... -No, no, stop, boludo. 238 00:11:03.537 --> 00:11:06.332 -It's the same, I'm going another day. - Are you sucking a lot? 239 00:11:06.415 --> 00:11:10.670 No no. Listen to me. Look back there. I think I have a tuxedo around there. 240 00:11:10.753 --> 00:11:12.460 What is this, boludo? 241 00:11:13.547 --> 00:11:16.258 -Did you have family, boludo, did you have children? -No no no. 242 00:11:16.467 --> 00:11:17.885 It's a diaper for adults. 243 00:11:18.427 --> 00:11:22.431 What do you want? Listen to me, at 4:00 in the morning in winter? 244 00:11:22.681 --> 00:11:23.891 My ass is closed. 245 00:11:23.974 --> 00:11:26.852 [Potro] Well, well, Argentina is the best country in the world. 246 00:11:26.936 --> 00:11:29.630 - [laugh] -We have the most beautiful mines. 247 00:11:29.772 --> 00:11:33.567 We have Maradona! The Pope! Heaven and hell, Dad! 248 00:11:34.260 --> 00:11:36.280 Did you know how many fans I have here? 249 00:11:36.112 --> 00:11:37.530 People see it and it goes crazy. 250 00:11:37.613 --> 00:11:38.989 I can not walk down the street. 251 00:11:39.490 --> 00:11:40.408 I came, I came, I came. 252 00:11:40.699 --> 00:11:42.535 -What? -Look at who I have here. 253 00:11:43.244 --> 00:11:44.161 What are you doing, shit? 254 00:11:44.537 --> 00:11:46.664 -Who is it? -El Potro. 255 00:11:46.789 --> 00:11:48.416 What Potro? The singer? 256 00:11:48.499 --> 00:11:50.876 Colt Romani. Do not you like soccer, you? 257 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:51.877 Do not, 258 00:11:51.961 --> 00:11:54.880 of this or fucking idea I have. Nobody knows him. 259 00:11:54.964 --> 00:11:56.465 Dale, start. Start, start. 260 00:11:56.757 --> 00:11:58.676 -Ahorita we record another, give it to him. - [Pitín] Okay. 261 00:11:58.843 --> 00:12:01.887 Yes, well, and tell me, where is this place? Where is the marriage? 262 00:12:01.971 --> 00:12:04.390 I do not know, boludo, I'm looking for the invitation and I can not find it. 263 00:12:04.473 --> 00:12:06.600 Did you pray the invitation? The bitch that bore you. 264 00:12:07.768 --> 00:12:08.853 Oh, that's it, that's it. 265 00:12:09.186 --> 00:12:11.397 It's at the Yacht Club of Nordelta. 266 00:12:11.605 --> 00:12:15.250 Oh, well, good, good. How cool the Romani are. 267 00:12:15.109 --> 00:12:17.695 I once went there, but they did not let me in. 268 00:12:17.778 --> 00:12:19.572 Same with the tuxedo, quiet, huh? 269 00:12:19.780 --> 00:12:22.199 But good the tuxedo? Do not make us look bad. 270 00:12:22.283 --> 00:12:25.327 No, no, no, with a green fajita and a green mozzie, so ... 271 00:12:25.619 --> 00:12:26.620 No, you will love it 272 00:12:26.871 --> 00:12:29.457 You're already riding this fucking car, you idiot. It seems... 273 00:12:29.540 --> 00:12:32.334 [laugh] No, but you know it's a vintage thing. 274 00:12:32.418 --> 00:12:35.713 A car that is 25 years old. It's like wearing broken jeans. 275 00:12:35.796 --> 00:12:38.507 Motherfucker. What piece of fart you threw, culiado. 276 00:12:38.591 --> 00:12:40.801 [Pitín] Well, what do you want? I'm sitting here all day. 277 00:12:40.885 --> 00:12:42.636 -Stop stop Stop. -What do you do, what do you do? 278 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:44.930 -Do not touch me. -The porters enter here, on the way back. 279 00:12:45.550 --> 00:12:46.807 -Women? -The people who work enter here ... 280 00:12:46.891 --> 00:12:49.477 -Do you know who I am, kid? -No, I do not know who you are. 281 00:12:49.560 --> 00:12:52.646 -Was a dishwasher with a manager's air? -I'm going to break his mother. 282 00:12:52.730 --> 00:12:55.900 -It is the scorer of the Pumas of the UNAM. -What the fuck are the Pumas of the UNAM? 283 00:12:55.983 --> 00:12:58.652 The best team in Mexico, kid. What, do not you have television in your house? 284 00:12:58.736 --> 00:13:01.780 Listen, Beckham of underdevelopment, I would have more respect if you worked ... 285 00:13:01.864 --> 00:13:04.116 -I'm going to kill you! -¡Para! 286 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:06.827 -I'm going to kick you. - [woman] Boys. 287 00:13:07.453 --> 00:13:11.624 -What is it? [laugh] Good. -Hello. How are you? 288 00:13:11.916 --> 00:13:13.751 -Do they come to the event? Yes 289 00:13:13.834 --> 00:13:15.920 Are you ... girlfriend? 290 00:13:16.300 --> 00:13:17.922 No. My boyfriend is the wedding godfather. 291 00:13:18.297 --> 00:13:21.175 -What is all this? -It's a documentary of my life. 292 00:13:21.258 --> 00:13:23.177 Of your life. Why? 293 00:13:23.260 --> 00:13:24.845 I am famous. Colt Romani. 294 00:13:24.929 --> 00:13:28.980 Look, you're famous! What good? 295 00:13:28.182 --> 00:13:29.308 Do you want a picture? 296 00:13:29.725 --> 00:13:31.185 No. Do we enter the event? 297 00:13:31.852 --> 00:13:32.853 Are we entering together? 298 00:13:32.937 --> 00:13:34.188 -Yes, I take them. -Go ahead. 299 00:13:35.231 --> 00:13:37.149 -Pasá, pass, pass. - [Alessia] Yes, thank you. 300 00:13:38.776 --> 00:13:40.110 Look at his ass. Look at his ass. 301 00:13:40.611 --> 00:13:41.695 ...And the father. 302 00:13:42.154 --> 00:13:46.700 And he remembered that autumn, when the dictator came to power. 303 00:13:47.993 --> 00:13:49.662 A sudden backlash made ... 304 00:13:49.745 --> 00:13:51.800 He is my old man Listen out. 305 00:13:51.163 --> 00:13:52.289 ... invited. 306 00:13:52.373 --> 00:13:56.126 And shot. Finally, it was a goal. 307 00:13:57.586 --> 00:14:01.382 This is a fragment of my book, A goal in the wind, of course. 308 00:14:01.465 --> 00:14:03.467 It's in the stores and you can go buy it. 309 00:14:03.968 --> 00:14:08.970 But most importantly, I want to dedicate it to my great creation. 310 00:14:08.722 --> 00:14:09.765 To my son Fabricio. 311 00:14:10.307 --> 00:14:12.810 -A national pride. -Thank you very much Daddy. 312 00:14:12.893 --> 00:14:14.853 Family! Come, come, come! Come, come, come! 313 00:14:14.937 --> 00:14:16.630 -It's Potro! -[shouts] 314 00:14:16.272 --> 00:14:17.773 What happened, family? 315 00:14:18.941 --> 00:14:20.568 How are you? 316 00:14:21.318 --> 00:14:22.861 -And this ...? -I did not tell you... 317 00:14:23.280 --> 00:14:24.154 And this kid! 318 00:14:24.613 --> 00:14:26.740 How are you, chimichurri? You get married, culiado! 319 00:14:26.991 --> 00:14:29.660 Stop, skinny, calm down a bit. Is this guy bothering you? Take it easy. 320 00:14:29.743 --> 00:14:31.996 -Who are you, face of pony? -The Godfather. Who are you? 321 00:14:32.790 --> 00:14:33.998 -Take it easy. -For for. 322 00:14:34.810 --> 00:14:36.375 Look, how beautiful you are! Let's see, a little flight. 323 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:39.295 [exclaims] You're stealing, Julián. 324 00:14:39.378 --> 00:14:40.921 Listen to me one thing And these cameras? 325 00:14:41.460 --> 00:14:43.841 We are making a documentary for ESPN of my life. 326 00:14:43.924 --> 00:14:45.593 We made one for Fox Sports, right? 327 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:47.511 Hey! Then we exchange materials, do not we? 328 00:14:47.595 --> 00:14:48.679 Mine was worldwide. 329 00:14:48.762 --> 00:14:50.764 Sandro, can this be filming from ESPN? 330 00:14:50.848 --> 00:14:53.183 Then we agree and send the protocols. 331 00:14:53.267 --> 00:14:55.644 -All right, kid, or not? -Listen out. Let's go. 332 00:14:55.728 --> 00:14:58.606 -I'm hungry, Julien. Where are we going? There's more food there. Let's go. 333 00:14:58.689 --> 00:15:00.650 Leave the cameras, they stay here. 334 00:15:00.149 --> 00:15:02.484 Lower me the camera. 335 00:15:02.568 --> 00:15:03.694 -Come. -What happens? 336 00:15:03.944 --> 00:15:05.321 You have married me, you idiot! 337 00:15:05.404 --> 00:15:08.320 -¡Para! -But I like it, I love it! 338 00:15:08.115 --> 00:15:11.243 -¡Para! For. -What's wrong with you? 339 00:15:11.327 --> 00:15:14.496 -Does it not make you happy to see me? -You are not invited to the wedding. 340 00:15:16.498 --> 00:15:18.459 Stop fucking. How will I not be invited? 341 00:15:18.542 --> 00:15:20.440 Do you want me to explain it to you? 342 00:15:20.794 --> 00:15:23.130 Dale, boludo, you're not making this joke right now. 343 00:15:23.964 --> 00:15:25.966 It is a very small ceremony. 344 00:15:26.383 --> 00:15:27.801 Did you know this, old man? 345 00:15:27.885 --> 00:15:32.222 Do not say "a very small ceremony." It's reality: You're a catastrophe. 346 00:15:32.306 --> 00:15:34.141 -Do not talk to her like that! -It's reality! 347 00:15:34.224 --> 00:15:35.434 Do not defend it always, Mom! 348 00:15:35.517 --> 00:15:38.646 We do not want anything negative in your life. It's the truth, you have to listen. 349 00:15:38.729 --> 00:15:41.982 What are you telling me, bad vibes, me? If I stopped you, boludo! 350 00:15:42.660 --> 00:15:44.652 I taught you to play soccer, I taught you everything you know. 351 00:15:44.735 --> 00:15:47.196 Oh, yes? Good. Christmas, five years ago, there it goes. 352 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:48.197 No, no! 353 00:15:48.280 --> 00:15:50.908 -For. Let him tell me. -Christmas five years ago. 354 00:15:51.283 --> 00:15:54.620 I won the Golden Ball. Did you see the happiness I had? 355 00:15:55.790 --> 00:15:57.748 You come to Christmas, and it disappears! 356 00:15:57.831 --> 00:15:59.875 -... I told you it was not me! -Boludo, who was it? 357 00:15:59.959 --> 00:16:01.961 What do I know, boludo? The maid. 358 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:04.630 -How many things disappeared? Let's go. -It was not him, it was not him! 359 00:16:05.297 --> 00:16:06.340 Who is that guy? 360 00:16:06.715 --> 00:16:08.759 How, who is that guy? Fabri's brother. 361 00:16:08.842 --> 00:16:11.512 How, Fabri's brother? If he never told me he had a brother. 362 00:16:11.595 --> 00:16:12.596 El Potro Romani 363 00:16:14.306 --> 00:16:17.601 -I never liked this family. -Bet with that! Stop! 364 00:16:17.685 --> 00:16:20.354 They are not Catholics, Renata. They are not believers! 365 00:16:20.437 --> 00:16:22.189 I'm getting married! We already talked about this topic. 366 00:16:22.272 --> 00:16:25.150 All I wanted was to come and enjoy this moment with you. 367 00:16:25.526 --> 00:16:27.903 I am proud of you. I admire you, brother. 368 00:16:27.987 --> 00:16:30.823 - It's very good, come on. -Excuse me. Perdomame, boludo. 369 00:16:30.906 --> 00:16:32.199 What do you think, that I do not want 370 00:16:32.282 --> 00:16:33.993 -are you in my marriage? -What happens then? 371 00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:37.663 You have to put your shit together. Take charge, order your things! 372 00:16:39.790 --> 00:16:41.500 -My love. -Do you know about this? 373 00:16:41.583 --> 00:16:43.544 Yes, but they did not let me tell you anything. 374 00:16:43.627 --> 00:16:46.296 I spent two months fighting with your dad. Without catching, huh? 375 00:16:46.588 --> 00:16:49.967 -And you know how we like to fuck. -Yes, I know, Mom, to me too. 376 00:16:50.500 --> 00:16:52.720 I love to fuck too. So that's the punishment? 377 00:16:52.803 --> 00:16:54.888 Yes -Do you get angry and twice touching me? 378 00:16:54.972 --> 00:16:56.306 -Do you think it's fair? Yes 379 00:16:56.390 --> 00:16:59.560 I come from Mexico p'acá. Tell me something. I did something. 380 00:16:59.643 --> 00:17:02.187 -Eat a powder in the bathroom, convince him. -It will not convince me with that. 381 00:17:02.271 --> 00:17:03.981 I already touched myself too much. Let's go. 382 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:05.816 -Let's go. - [Belén] I love you, love. 383 00:17:07.484 --> 00:17:10.487 Two years of boyfriends, and you never mentioned a brother? 384 00:17:11.113 --> 00:17:13.490 It seems to me that now is not the time to speak. 385 00:17:13.574 --> 00:17:16.326 Yes, it's just time to discuss it. 386 00:17:16.493 --> 00:17:18.245 I'm about to marry a liar. 387 00:17:18.328 --> 00:17:19.163 What else is next? 388 00:17:19.371 --> 00:17:21.832 That we are of honeymoon and you happen to leave the clóset? 389 00:17:21.915 --> 00:17:23.500 Bueh, yes, give it, now ... 390 00:17:23.584 --> 00:17:26.300 That I get pregnant, and you're going to tell me that you have more children? 391 00:17:26.860 --> 00:17:28.756 -Calm down. -What do you want me to reassure? 392 00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:29.715 Calm down. 393 00:17:29.798 --> 00:17:32.259 Andá, look for your brother, because if not, I do not marry. 394 00:17:32.593 --> 00:17:33.552 Do not. 395 00:17:33.719 --> 00:17:35.971 -It will not be good for us. -With this, it will not be good for us. 396 00:17:36.550 --> 00:17:37.181 I look for it. OK? 397 00:17:37.431 --> 00:17:40.434 But I am not responsible for what I do. Give me your hand. 398 00:17:42.478 --> 00:17:44.396 Potro, do not get hot. It is done. 399 00:17:44.730 --> 00:17:47.858 Maybe my old man is right, boludo, and I bring bad vibes to the family. 400 00:17:48.275 --> 00:17:49.902 And I do not even see him, do you understand me? 401 00:17:49.985 --> 00:17:52.196 He was a rambunctious man, he was a quilombo everywhere. 402 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:53.739 But I've matured, I have 35 pirulos. 403 00:17:53.822 --> 00:17:54.907 I'm a big guy 404 00:17:55.699 --> 00:17:58.202 It happens that my old man, every time I come, cuts me dry. 405 00:17:58.285 --> 00:18:00.120 He does not want me to get close to the family. 406 00:18:01.800 --> 00:18:03.707 Surely he convinced Fabricio not to invite me to marriage. 407 00:18:03.791 --> 00:18:05.667 Che, how long are the events in Guatemala, 408 00:18:05.751 --> 00:18:07.169 or they did not let you in by hair? 409 00:18:07.252 --> 00:18:08.921 -You are breaking the egg. -What happens? 410 00:18:09.400 --> 00:18:13.634 -For for. Is everything all right? -I break your head, boludo! 411 00:18:13.926 --> 00:18:16.136 I already understood that I am not welcome here. 412 00:18:16.553 --> 00:18:18.639 It's perfect. But I love you. 413 00:18:19.223 --> 00:18:21.141 -And I wish you a beautiful life. -Potro. 414 00:18:21.809 --> 00:18:22.684 Stay. 415 00:18:23.435 --> 00:18:25.854 Dale, you came here. 416 00:18:25.938 --> 00:18:29.817 Oh, I do not pray to you either, Julián! Neither, okay, I'm staying. 417 00:18:29.900 --> 00:18:31.110 Let's go inside, I have a thirst ... 418 00:18:31.193 --> 00:18:33.112 -Well, stop, stop. -Let's take a couple of ... 419 00:18:33.195 --> 00:18:34.446 Can you go back a little? 420 00:18:34.530 --> 00:18:36.240 Let's set some rules ... Give it, back. 421 00:18:36.490 --> 00:18:38.158 You can not drink alcohol. No drugs 422 00:18:38.367 --> 00:18:40.911 You can not even talk or look or approach my father-in-law. 423 00:18:40.994 --> 00:18:43.247 -You can not grab a pineapple ... -Can I take a selfie? 424 00:18:43.330 --> 00:18:44.790 Yes, it is not the time ... 425 00:18:44.873 --> 00:18:47.251 I have not left. Tagueame RealPotroRomano. 426 00:18:47.334 --> 00:18:51.547 Under no circumstances, please ask, show the cock. 427 00:18:51.755 --> 00:18:52.589 [laugh] 428 00:18:53.600 --> 00:18:54.508 Look, I can not promise you anything. 429 00:18:54.633 --> 00:18:56.510 -No, well, promise me this. -Let's have a drink! 430 00:18:56.593 --> 00:18:58.387 -But I promised melo! -'Let's have a tequila! 431 00:18:58.470 --> 00:18:59.429 I promised you melo! 432 00:18:59.972 --> 00:19:01.473 We are inside, we are inside. 433 00:19:02.150 --> 00:19:03.600 [Pitín] This for me is a miracle. 434 00:19:03.684 --> 00:19:07.688 I live in a car. Imagine for me what it is to open a key and that water comes out. 435 00:19:08.147 --> 00:19:09.640 Incredible 436 00:19:09.148 --> 00:19:13.152 Potro started playing in the little school. He began to demonstrate many skills. 437 00:19:13.235 --> 00:19:16.710 And immediately Fabricio, who is a posh, said "I also want to play". 438 00:19:16.155 --> 00:19:17.364 He convinced him to father 439 00:19:17.447 --> 00:19:21.760 to send him to train in a little school of the Juve of Italy. 440 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:23.954 What does he do? It completely de-finances El Potro 441 00:19:24.790 --> 00:19:28.125 and he puts all his confidence in Fabricio because he saw more potential. 442 00:19:28.333 --> 00:19:29.960 Potro was crazy. 443 00:19:30.127 --> 00:19:33.839 First accuses the father with the police of having sexually abused him. 444 00:19:33.922 --> 00:19:37.259 Then he breaks the whole car with an iron. A nice car 445 00:19:37.384 --> 00:19:39.761 Then he sets fire to the house, that is, a delirium. 446 00:19:41.540 --> 00:19:42.140 Frightful Quilombo. 447 00:19:42.970 --> 00:19:44.224 Well, that's where he went to the reformatory. 448 00:19:44.474 --> 00:19:46.602 When he leaves the reformatiorio and wants to return to the house, 449 00:19:46.685 --> 00:19:49.605 they had run it, they threw it out. A tragedy. Frightening. 450 00:19:49.813 --> 00:19:51.982 [interviewer] Boludo, you discovered al Potro, right? 451 00:19:52.107 --> 00:19:53.609 [Pitín] Yes, yes, it's true. 452 00:19:54.151 --> 00:19:56.778 I found it later, playing on the street. 453 00:19:56.862 --> 00:19:58.989 There in those paddocks, the dry grass. 454 00:19:59.720 --> 00:20:01.825 You only see a cloud of dust and below are the little ones playing. 455 00:20:02.242 --> 00:20:04.578 I only see El Potro, and he excelled. 456 00:20:04.661 --> 00:20:07.623 These kids are a magnet. You can not stop watching them play. 457 00:20:07.706 --> 00:20:09.124 It was a different one, as we say here. 458 00:20:09.291 --> 00:20:12.878 Well, what happens is that I could not place it in any club here 459 00:20:12.961 --> 00:20:15.297 because they knew the whole story of him, it came out in the newspapers. 460 00:20:15.380 --> 00:20:17.507 But I had a friend who trained 461 00:20:17.591 --> 00:20:20.302 in the basic forces of the Cuervos de Mà © xico. 462 00:20:20.385 --> 00:20:22.429 I put it there, and everyone already knows the story. 463 00:20:22.512 --> 00:20:23.555 He was made from below. 464 00:20:23.639 --> 00:20:25.766 Nothing gave anything to the Potro. 465 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:27.935 That is to have eggs. 466 00:20:28.310 --> 00:20:29.186 Handle. 467 00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:30.812 Hi guys. 468 00:20:30.896 --> 00:20:32.564 I present Diego. 469 00:20:32.648 --> 00:20:35.484 He's going to be one of the godparents, is not it, as we are. 470 00:20:35.567 --> 00:20:36.693 Become friends 471 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:39.290 Chau, mÃ, see you down. 472 00:20:39.780 --> 00:20:42.157 -It's not coming out, boy. -No, yes, yes, yes, it's like that. 473 00:20:42.241 --> 00:20:44.409 "Let's see, let me-" "No, quiet. 474 00:20:44.493 --> 00:20:46.745 - I have it ... - Easy, it is doing well. 475 00:20:49.498 --> 00:20:52.376 Listen, keep it away. OK? Keep it away. 476 00:20:52.709 --> 00:20:54.253 -Don't come near me. -OK. 477 00:20:54.461 --> 00:20:57.130 Stay calm. We tame it, we have it quiet all night. 478 00:20:57.214 --> 00:20:59.299 As in the field. I do not want anyone to approach me. 479 00:20:59.383 --> 00:21:00.259 [laugh] 480 00:21:00.342 --> 00:21:02.344 It's hard, but I almost have it. 481 00:21:02.427 --> 00:21:05.130 It's very low, it's the tenth time you try. 482 00:21:05.970 --> 00:21:06.932 Boys, what a bitterness they have. 483 00:21:07.570 --> 00:21:10.185 He is getting married. Look at the storm that is this kid. 484 00:21:10.727 --> 00:21:13.647 Did you know the mines that this kid had? And now what, he got married, boludo! 485 00:21:13.855 --> 00:21:16.650 -He married. Suddenly, we lost it. -Yes, well ... 486 00:21:16.733 --> 00:21:20.570 In Mexico we would be taking stingrays here, it would look like a pedestrian path, boludo. 487 00:21:20.654 --> 00:21:23.115 We get like this, head, we throw the stick, boludo. 488 00:21:23.198 --> 00:21:24.320 [snorts] 489 00:21:24.741 --> 00:21:28.203 No no. Neither pig nor all that, no. Here quietly, I love you. 490 00:21:28.287 --> 00:21:30.497 -It's not coming out, monkey. -No, yes, yes, it's like that. 491 00:21:30.706 --> 00:21:33.250 Barbarian is coming out. What are you saying? 492 00:21:33.625 --> 00:21:35.752 Take the camera, boludo. What I do not want here is the camera. 493 00:21:35.836 --> 00:21:37.504 [the wedding march sounds] 494 00:21:41.758 --> 00:21:42.926 Hey, fix me one thing. 495 00:21:43.260 --> 00:21:46.263 The key to the wedding night is that you take it well. 496 00:21:46.555 --> 00:21:49.975 The garche, then, is the most important thing, are you okay? 497 00:21:50.392 --> 00:21:53.478 It seems not, but believers like to have their asses broken. 498 00:21:53.979 --> 00:21:56.523 -No, they like violence. -Sale, go out. 499 00:21:56.606 --> 00:21:59.151 The piba has to hurt, tomorrow she does not have to be able to walk. 500 00:21:59.776 --> 00:22:02.446 Pay attention to me, pay attention to me, idiot. 501 00:22:08.285 --> 00:22:09.953 [man] You can sit down now, please. 502 00:22:15.292 --> 00:22:20.589 Just as the sun appears every day in the heavens of the Lord, 503 00:22:20.922 --> 00:22:25.469 the virtuous beauty of a wife radiates everything in the place. 504 00:22:25.927 --> 00:22:28.555 -What ceremony, is not it, kid? -Leave me, asshole. 505 00:22:29.140 --> 00:22:32.768 The Earth is full of the benevolence of the Lord, 506 00:22:33.393 --> 00:22:34.603 [cries] 507 00:22:37.981 --> 00:22:39.232 [whispers] Stop, now. 508 00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.736 I can not. It is a divine moment. 509 00:22:42.819 --> 00:22:45.947 [whispers] It's my marriage. I can only cry. 510 00:22:46.310 --> 00:22:49.910 They vow to stay united in health and illness, 511 00:22:50.535 --> 00:22:52.370 Until death separates them? 512 00:22:52.329 --> 00:22:55.820 Che, tagueame in the photos, they're all here taking pictures. 513 00:22:55.415 --> 00:22:56.792 I put mello on Instagram. 514 00:22:56.875 --> 00:22:59.586 Tagueame, boludo. What it costs you. You have more followers than me. 515 00:22:59.669 --> 00:23:01.338 -Go ahead. - [whispers] After the ceremony. 516 00:23:01.421 --> 00:23:02.964 [man] Alliances, please. 517 00:23:04.341 --> 00:23:05.759 [at the same time] Yes, I swear. 518 00:23:06.176 --> 00:23:08.261 With this alliance I commit myself to 519 00:23:08.345 --> 00:23:11.223 I accompany and love you for the rest of my life. 520 00:23:13.642 --> 00:23:14.726 I love you, Tiger. 521 00:23:15.769 --> 00:23:17.854 You're the best goal I've ever scored in my life. 522 00:23:20.148 --> 00:23:23.151 Here the Brazilians say it was the Chilean, but ... oh ... 523 00:23:23.443 --> 00:23:24.945 Great. But good [clears throat] 524 00:23:25.700 --> 00:23:27.405 The second best goal that I put in my whole life. 525 00:23:27.823 --> 00:23:29.991 Tell him the best game you played. 526 00:23:30.367 --> 00:23:32.828 Did not you hear the metaphor of the goal? Go back. 527 00:23:33.161 --> 00:23:34.204 Sorry Excuse me. 528 00:23:34.663 --> 00:23:35.956 - A goal? -And now, 529 00:23:36.373 --> 00:23:38.250 I declare them ... crack and woman. 530 00:23:39.000 --> 00:23:40.377 You can kiss the bride. 531 00:23:41.711 --> 00:23:45.173 Goes for language, huh? The little hand, that God is here. 532 00:23:45.257 --> 00:23:46.174 [applause sounds] 533 00:23:47.384 --> 00:23:48.260 Thank you. 534 00:23:49.520 --> 00:23:50.345 Bravo! 535 00:23:50.512 --> 00:23:52.973 And we're going to fire them with a wave! No, boys? 536 00:23:53.265 --> 00:23:55.392 A wave! Let the marriage start, come on. 537 00:23:55.475 --> 00:23:56.685 [shout] 538 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:02.274 Well, boys, boys. 539 00:24:02.899 --> 00:24:03.900 There we are, there we are. 540 00:24:04.317 --> 00:24:07.445 Now that this boring moment is over, we're going to suck. 541 00:24:07.529 --> 00:24:08.947 The envelopes with money to my old man. 542 00:24:09.300 --> 00:24:11.533 Then they put on fart, drug themselves and forget. 543 00:24:11.616 --> 00:24:13.577 Do not be moorings, they give it to you now by leaving here. 544 00:24:13.660 --> 00:24:15.662 This ... can you shut up your mouth? 545 00:24:15.912 --> 00:24:18.390 Now yes, to have fun and suck, fuck! Huh? 546 00:24:18.248 --> 00:24:20.208 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 547 00:24:20.292 --> 00:24:21.960 - [Romantic music plays] -Aunt! 548 00:24:22.377 --> 00:24:24.421 Aunt Rita, how beautiful you are! 549 00:24:25.500 --> 00:24:26.673 How are you doing? What did you do? Botox, right? 550 00:24:27.340 --> 00:24:28.508 - And tits too! -It was too much. 551 00:24:28.925 --> 00:24:29.926 You are beautiful. 552 00:24:30.177 --> 00:24:31.469 Welcome, welcome everyone. 553 00:24:32.304 --> 00:24:35.307 I realized that here the Argentines use a shit to talk. 554 00:24:35.390 --> 00:24:36.266 We kiss each other 555 00:24:36.641 --> 00:24:39.811 Between man and man. That does not mean we're fucking, I'm telling you. 556 00:24:39.895 --> 00:24:41.646 A shit you look Mexican, son of a bitch. 557 00:24:41.730 --> 00:24:44.900 -What's up? - [laughs] And you, did you come back? 558 00:24:44.983 --> 00:24:46.610 Well, we're looking at a couple of clubs here. 559 00:24:46.693 --> 00:24:49.321 -What do I know? -I have a business to do with you. 560 00:24:49.404 --> 00:24:52.199 I'm making a protein shake. I want you to be the brand ambassador. 561 00:24:52.282 --> 00:24:53.700 -Your image. -Well, then we talk. 562 00:24:53.783 --> 00:24:55.350 -Good good. -Do you think? 563 00:24:55.744 --> 00:24:56.620 Who is here? 564 00:24:57.370 --> 00:24:57.996 ¡Teatita! 565 00:24:58.747 --> 00:25:00.123 It's me, Potri. How is it? 566 00:25:02.500 --> 00:25:03.877 Did he give Alzheimer's to grandpa? 567 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:06.671 I shit on the fucking mother, what a fucking disease. 568 00:25:07.631 --> 00:25:10.175 He does not have Alzheimer's. I think you do not know him. 569 00:25:13.530 --> 00:25:13.887 Cute. 570 00:25:14.950 --> 00:25:15.222 All very well. 571 00:25:15.764 --> 00:25:17.224 Here we go. 572 00:25:17.307 --> 00:25:18.600 -Permission. -Boludo, I'm the brother. 573 00:25:18.683 --> 00:25:21.610 -Don't fuck ... -When my glass goes. 574 00:25:21.144 --> 00:25:24.522 -The seats are numbered. -It's not the night to argue. 575 00:25:24.856 --> 00:25:27.192 -Unclear. - Son, you sit here. 576 00:25:27.275 --> 00:25:28.818 Why are you arguing? That is his place. 577 00:25:28.902 --> 00:25:30.445 The asshole this is driving me crazy. 578 00:25:30.528 --> 00:25:32.948 Pendejo, the balls ... Oh, thank you very much. 579 00:25:33.310 --> 00:25:36.493 He is a friend of your brother, the best friend, you have to treat him well. 580 00:25:36.576 --> 00:25:38.360 -Is that clear? -Listen to me. 581 00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:40.747 -I'll tell you something. -The night is so long, 582 00:25:40.830 --> 00:25:42.832 And you are going to conar? We're at a party! 583 00:25:42.916 --> 00:25:43.750 Hello! 584 00:25:43.917 --> 00:25:46.544 This is half skinny, huh? But very good, thank you very much. 585 00:25:46.628 --> 00:25:48.400 Thanks for the attention. 586 00:25:48.880 --> 00:25:52.509 - Old man, you do not know what happened in Mexico. -Disfrutá. You have to enjoy. 587 00:25:52.592 --> 00:25:56.120 And tell your friend's girlfriend to get dressed, because she's in balls. 588 00:25:56.960 --> 00:25:58.390 - Dad, dad, dad. -Renata's parents are from Opus Dei. 589 00:25:58.473 --> 00:26:02.600 But more respect, old man, be in front. They have been married for more than 20 years. 590 00:26:02.978 --> 00:26:04.646 This is the table that we reserve for you. 591 00:26:04.729 --> 00:26:06.398 -No, no, no ... -No, no, come, come. 592 00:26:06.481 --> 00:26:08.191 - There is the whole family. -Ninth. 593 00:26:08.275 --> 00:26:10.260 From this moment, this is your family. 594 00:26:10.110 --> 00:26:11.653 You are going to have to take care of her. Is it clear? 595 00:26:11.736 --> 00:26:15.730 -I would have to take a taxi there. -There are also taxis. Sit down here 596 00:26:16.320 --> 00:26:18.868 This is the best table, because it is next to the kitchen. 597 00:26:18.952 --> 00:26:20.537 We are going to be the first to eat. [laugh] 598 00:26:20.954 --> 00:26:23.581 Stop fucking. That this is the substitute table. 599 00:26:23.665 --> 00:26:25.542 Stop! Listen, come, come. 600 00:26:25.625 --> 00:26:28.962 Bring a tequila for the gentleman, one for the lady, 601 00:26:29.754 --> 00:26:32.173 and, I do not know, strawberry daiquiri 602 00:26:32.257 --> 00:26:34.509 -for the boys. -A problem, we do not have tequila. 603 00:26:34.968 --> 00:26:37.304 We have wine, champagne, whiskey, Fernet, Campari. 604 00:26:38.130 --> 00:26:40.557 How do you not have tequila? Boludo, are you talking to me seriously? 605 00:26:40.640 --> 00:26:41.850 No, no, we do not have tequila. 606 00:26:41.933 --> 00:26:43.977 Go buy all the tequila you can. 607 00:26:44.561 --> 00:26:47.147 -Do you have a little bit of Rivotril to give me? Yes 608 00:26:47.939 --> 00:26:49.899 I have a zoo to sleep on. 609 00:26:49.983 --> 00:26:50.900 [sound pills] 610 00:26:51.318 --> 00:26:53.111 We're going to kill neurons, come on, come on! 611 00:26:56.281 --> 00:26:58.366 [everyone cheers] 612 00:26:58.450 --> 00:27:00.285 Here they come! 613 00:27:00.368 --> 00:27:01.995 Come on, that, that! 614 00:27:02.662 --> 00:27:04.789 I said, olé! 615 00:27:04.873 --> 00:27:07.542 Fabri! Reni! 616 00:27:08.168 --> 00:27:11.713 I said, olé! Check! How nice. Look, how nice. 617 00:27:11.796 --> 00:27:13.798 [rock music plays in the speakers] 618 00:27:18.678 --> 00:27:21.973 Who do you think taught that little game to that? Dad! 619 00:27:22.974 --> 00:27:23.808 Who wants it? 620 00:27:29.939 --> 00:27:32.525 Let's see! 621 00:27:32.609 --> 00:27:33.818 I invite you, right? It is clear. 622 00:27:34.819 --> 00:27:36.154 Come on, have fun, have fun. 623 00:27:36.237 --> 00:27:39.949 Your dad has fed me up. To warm up with Renata's dad, who paid for the party, 624 00:27:40.330 --> 00:27:42.243 He gave the order that no man give me anything to drink. 625 00:27:42.911 --> 00:27:45.288 But old, you know how is dad. What do you want? 626 00:27:45.372 --> 00:27:46.206 Yes, well ... 627 00:27:46.289 --> 00:27:49.292 The good thing is that the duo is together again. Check, here we are! 628 00:27:49.376 --> 00:27:51.252 -Pother Romani and Belén Romani. - [Belà © n rÃe] 629 00:27:51.336 --> 00:27:53.380 Colt takes one, pulls long pass ... 630 00:27:53.463 --> 00:27:55.632 Bethlehem has it! Bethlehem has it! Bethlehem has it! 631 00:27:55.715 --> 00:27:56.633 Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta 632 00:27:56.716 --> 00:28:00.595 ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡! Vieji, I want to tell you something. 633 00:28:00.845 --> 00:28:02.722 -Don't know ... -Did you get involved with the narcos? 634 00:28:02.806 --> 00:28:04.432 Stop seeing so many narco-novels. 635 00:28:04.516 --> 00:28:06.518 Yes, yes, then they will come looking for us. 636 00:28:06.601 --> 00:28:08.978 -With machine guns ... -Are you taking the medicine? 637 00:28:09.620 --> 00:28:11.856 No, because your dad does not like me to go to the psychiatrist. 638 00:28:11.940 --> 00:28:13.483 The medication was very expensive. 639 00:28:13.566 --> 00:28:15.944 If you know that if you ask me, I'll give you, old lady. 640 00:28:16.270 --> 00:28:18.863 -I'm sending you ... -Vals of family. Already. 641 00:28:19.781 --> 00:28:20.824 Go Go. 642 00:28:23.785 --> 00:28:26.329 Good. Health, boys. 643 00:28:30.792 --> 00:28:33.294 If you want to dance, why do not you get to dance? 644 00:28:34.629 --> 00:28:36.631 -Do you think? - [laugh] Yes. 645 00:28:37.173 --> 00:28:39.592 -There are two lucas. -Two Lucas? 646 00:28:40.260 --> 00:28:41.940 Bueh ... 647 00:28:41.886 --> 00:28:44.222 I do not know if I have Argentine pesos, but I have Mexican. 648 00:28:44.305 --> 00:28:47.225 -And the dollar is better traded. -Whatever. 649 00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:50.437 Come on. Che, what bitterness people have here. 650 00:28:50.729 --> 00:28:52.397 In Mexico, even whores are happy. 651 00:28:52.856 --> 00:28:54.650 Potro. Come to. 652 00:28:55.567 --> 00:28:58.570 Do not you have something to put on the girl? A pouch, a ... dress? 653 00:28:58.653 --> 00:29:00.113 A dress? To something? 654 00:29:00.196 --> 00:29:02.574 -What the fuck are you, boludo? -It's making everyone uncomfortable. 655 00:29:02.949 --> 00:29:04.743 More respect with the lady who is here in front. 656 00:29:04.826 --> 00:29:08.538 The best hugs, the best advice comes from a whore. 657 00:29:08.621 --> 00:29:11.249 Okay, but I gave you the hug there next to the bathroom. 658 00:29:11.708 --> 00:29:12.667 [man] Fabricio! 659 00:29:13.168 --> 00:29:15.420 Fabricio! Fabricio! 660 00:29:15.712 --> 00:29:17.589 Hey, I love you. You are ... [shouts] 661 00:29:17.672 --> 00:29:19.424 I admire you! 662 00:29:19.507 --> 00:29:20.925 You're the greatest... 663 00:29:21.900 --> 00:29:23.845 -Stop stop Stop. - He's armed, he's armed! 664 00:29:23.928 --> 00:29:26.181 He is not armed, he comes to take a picture. 665 00:29:26.264 --> 00:29:28.224 -Yes, I have nothing. -For for. 666 00:29:28.308 --> 00:29:30.101 Colt, quiet. 667 00:29:30.185 --> 00:29:31.978 -It's okay. -I came, I came with me. 668 00:29:32.610 --> 00:29:33.897 -Slow slow. -HANDLE! 669 00:29:34.481 --> 00:29:37.358 -Quiet. Stop stop Stop. -So a big one, that's you. 670 00:29:37.442 --> 00:29:40.862 - Can someone take a picture of me? -Go ahead. Potro, take us a picture. 671 00:29:42.363 --> 00:29:46.993 - [with a trembling voice] Once, almost ... "He's all nervous, poor. 672 00:29:47.760 --> 00:29:48.244 -I almost killed myself ... -A tenderness. 673 00:29:48.328 --> 00:29:50.413 - Flip the camera, kid. -... trying to see Messi. 674 00:29:50.663 --> 00:29:52.916 -Ready. Photo. -No, one more? 675 00:29:52.999 --> 00:29:54.918 - Remove one with me. -No, it's fine, thanks. 676 00:29:55.100 --> 00:29:56.878 How is "good"? Take a picture with me! 677 00:29:56.961 --> 00:29:58.838 Hey, slowly, slowly. 678 00:29:59.339 --> 00:30:00.215 Go Go. 679 00:30:00.632 --> 00:30:02.717 -You're a fan of mine too, are not you? -OK OK. 680 00:30:03.218 --> 00:30:06.540 -It's going to take it. Upload it to Instagram, huh? Yes 681 00:30:06.679 --> 00:30:07.680 There it is, good. 682 00:30:07.764 --> 00:30:09.182 What are you drinking, boludo? 683 00:30:09.265 --> 00:30:10.642 Thank you. 684 00:30:10.725 --> 00:30:12.180 Oh, God, thank you. 685 00:30:14.229 --> 00:30:15.396 Get it out. 686 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:16.731 [applause sounds] 687 00:30:18.191 --> 00:30:19.359 Everything is for you. 688 00:30:19.442 --> 00:30:23.290 I am telling my dealer to invoice me for the falopa, but he does not want to. 689 00:30:23.112 --> 00:30:25.698 No, because white goes black. 690 00:30:25.782 --> 00:30:28.743 I do not like marriages. I like to do something more ... 691 00:30:28.827 --> 00:30:31.246 ... more symbolic. Let the memory remain for a lifetime. 692 00:30:31.329 --> 00:30:32.163 Potro. 693 00:30:32.747 --> 00:30:35.375 -It's all ready. It's perfect. -We're there? 694 00:30:35.458 --> 00:30:36.960 Focus well, old man. Go ahead. 695 00:30:38.878 --> 00:30:40.880 [dance music in the speakers] 696 00:30:42.757 --> 00:30:46.344 â ?? ª Yeah! Whoo! Put your hands up! â ?? ª 697 00:30:47.679 --> 00:30:49.597 Year! I'm dying! 698 00:30:49.681 --> 00:30:50.974 A flash mob! 699 00:30:51.570 --> 00:30:53.476 -How did you remember? -No, it was not me ... 700 00:30:59.315 --> 00:31:01.276 Watch the show that this asshole is doing. 701 00:31:15.999 --> 00:31:18.918 â ?? ª Yeah! Put your hands up! â ?? ª 702 00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:23.631 - [the music goes off] -The music? 703 00:31:23.715 --> 00:31:26.509 Hey! What happened? If I was going through it. 704 00:31:27.930 --> 00:31:29.971 Love, Tristan prepared a beautiful speech, and he is about to say it. 705 00:31:30.430 --> 00:31:31.431 Are you loading me? 706 00:31:32.980 --> 00:31:34.142 No, love, he prepared it for several months. Let's see, Tristan? 707 00:31:34.225 --> 00:31:38.210 Thank you. Thanks for the flash mob, it's one of my favorite things in the world. 708 00:31:38.104 --> 00:31:39.147 -Did you like it, baby? -HANDLE! 709 00:31:39.647 --> 00:31:41.858 -To all, thank you! - [piano music plays] 710 00:31:42.859 --> 00:31:44.944 I would like to make a toast. Because of our friendship 711 00:31:46.700 --> 00:31:48.740 The truth is that Fabricio is for me ... 712 00:31:49.449 --> 00:31:52.410 ... is much more than my best friend. It's like a brother. 713 00:31:52.785 --> 00:31:54.537 Much more than a brother, because really 714 00:31:54.829 --> 00:31:56.581 as a brother you can touch any salami. 715 00:31:57.415 --> 00:31:59.959 He is very important. Ours is tremendous. 716 00:32:00.430 --> 00:32:02.378 We stand shoulder to shoulder on every court, in every battle. 717 00:32:02.962 --> 00:32:06.507 Do you remember when we went to the America's Cup? 718 00:32:06.591 --> 00:32:08.885 Yes -We play against Mexico. 719 00:32:09.385 --> 00:32:11.638 [laugh] We never win so easily. 720 00:32:11.846 --> 00:32:13.970 [Fabricio laughs] 721 00:32:13.473 --> 00:32:16.351 -Five goals -They are all players of metegol. 722 00:32:16.434 --> 00:32:17.560 [laughs sound] 723 00:32:17.644 --> 00:32:19.938 That asshole makes me look like the family's lining. 724 00:32:20.210 --> 00:32:23.240 It was like the selection playing against a group of retirees. 725 00:32:23.441 --> 00:32:25.944 -No no no. You will not put together a quilombo. I ask you, please. 726 00:32:26.270 --> 00:32:28.112 -Do not go. -Pitin, let go. 727 00:32:30.239 --> 00:32:33.760 - They were tremendous ... - Sit down, because I feel you, bastard. 728 00:32:33.159 --> 00:32:34.953 -Calmed down. -Let him speak. 729 00:32:35.360 --> 00:32:38.810 -I do not take care of him. -When we were kids, my old man 730 00:32:38.164 --> 00:32:41.960 took us to the popular to see the Central Rosary. 731 00:32:42.585 --> 00:32:44.754 -That was watching football. - That! 732 00:32:45.797 --> 00:32:47.966 Soccer was our thing. It was what united us. 733 00:32:48.299 --> 00:32:49.550 It was our code. 734 00:32:49.634 --> 00:32:52.679 And you, now, are making a fool of yourself. 735 00:32:52.762 --> 00:32:54.806 - Applause for my dad. - [applause sounds] 736 00:32:54.889 --> 00:32:58.226 - [Darío] Thank you very much. -The author DarÃo Romani. 737 00:32:58.309 --> 00:32:59.143 Thank you. 738 00:32:59.686 --> 00:33:00.770 Thank you very much. 739 00:33:02.105 --> 00:33:03.898 Look how they love you, che. 740 00:33:05.608 --> 00:33:06.609 I loved you too. 741 00:33:08.236 --> 00:33:09.278 Until one day ... 742 00:33:10.905 --> 00:33:12.615 Until one day you shit in my sleep. 743 00:33:13.825 --> 00:33:16.452 You left me in balls, to give everything to my brother. 744 00:33:17.453 --> 00:33:22.166 Look at me. Do you know what it is like to have a dad who does not believe in you? 745 00:33:23.835 --> 00:33:25.962 A brother who never defended you? 746 00:33:26.838 --> 00:33:28.423 Because this was of the three. 747 00:33:30.383 --> 00:33:31.384 They left me out. 748 00:33:34.262 --> 00:33:35.388 [Darío] Is that already? 749 00:33:36.264 --> 00:33:38.683 Is the show over, or is it still? Did you blow off? 750 00:33:38.766 --> 00:33:40.101 Can we continue with the party? 751 00:33:40.184 --> 00:33:42.145 You can go to sleep calmly, old man. 752 00:33:44.647 --> 00:33:47.150 Because they shot me with a .45. 753 00:33:48.276 --> 00:33:50.653 -And I'm not going to play soccer again. -They were the narcos! 754 00:33:50.737 --> 00:33:54.615 No, mom. It was Tony. A friend of the Crows. Huh? 755 00:33:54.699 --> 00:33:57.160 But that's it, I already forgave him. 756 00:33:57.618 --> 00:33:58.494 [snorts] 757 00:34:00.204 --> 00:34:01.205 This is for you, old man. 758 00:34:03.875 --> 00:34:05.251 For fucking my life. 759 00:34:07.628 --> 00:34:09.255 [screams the microphone] 760 00:34:10.890 --> 00:34:12.759 He always does the same, wants to be the focus of everyone's attention. 761 00:34:12.842 --> 00:34:14.100 How many years have you? 762 00:34:20.975 --> 00:34:22.143 Why did not you tell me? 763 00:34:23.436 --> 00:34:26.355 -What for? -Because I am your father, for what purpose? 764 00:34:26.439 --> 00:34:27.648 I never cared, old man. 765 00:34:27.732 --> 00:34:30.276 But what do you say, puppy? How will you not care? 766 00:34:30.359 --> 00:34:32.153 We have to look ahead. 767 00:34:32.236 --> 00:34:34.405 Do you have any idea how many things you can still do? 768 00:34:34.489 --> 00:34:36.449 -What what? -How 'like what'? 769 00:34:36.949 --> 00:34:38.993 Stop crying. You saw the mirror? 770 00:34:39.770 --> 00:34:42.789 Did you see the pint you have? The sympathy, the tenderloin. 771 00:34:42.872 --> 00:34:44.832 You are whole, beyond the injury. 772 00:34:44.916 --> 00:34:47.919 Did you know what you were kid, walking puppies? A phenomenon! 773 00:34:48.200 --> 00:34:49.545 - No, but what ... - [laughs] He goes to shit. 774 00:34:49.629 --> 00:34:52.256 No, it's an idea. [laugh] Do not take it that way either. 775 00:34:52.340 --> 00:34:54.717 Dieguito, you and I made mistakes, both. 776 00:34:54.801 --> 00:34:58.221 But now we have to look ahead. Borrón and new account. It's over! 777 00:34:58.304 --> 00:35:00.431 Did you know how many times I tried to approach? 778 00:35:00.515 --> 00:35:01.432 To you? 779 00:35:01.974 --> 00:35:06.187 I do not know, I ... Why do not you stay for a while here, with Mom, with me? 780 00:35:06.270 --> 00:35:08.231 -Do you think? -Come here. 781 00:35:08.314 --> 00:35:09.899 I came here, fool. 782 00:35:09.982 --> 00:35:13.270 Come here. Do you know the things that you and I can do together? 783 00:35:13.111 --> 00:35:15.571 We can go to see a game, we can go fishing. 784 00:35:15.655 --> 00:35:18.616 We can go to the sea for sushi. I tell my secretary to make a contract. 785 00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:21.244 -To drink champagne, to dance ...! -Eh eh.  Contract of what? 786 00:35:21.327 --> 00:35:22.954 How 'contract of what'? An idea. 787 00:35:23.370 --> 00:35:24.914 You gave me the rights for my new book! 788 00:35:24.997 --> 00:35:27.834 Your life, for me, is extraordinary. Look, what irony. 789 00:35:27.917 --> 00:35:29.252 Lead goal 790 00:35:29.335 --> 00:35:31.379 Goal lead in gray. Red carátula. 791 00:35:31.462 --> 00:35:32.797 An impact. 792 00:35:33.297 --> 00:35:37.135 Forward, they put a bullet to him playing in a dangerous third-world team ... 793 00:35:37.218 --> 00:35:40.972 But why do not you get on a turtle and go slowly to the shell? 794 00:35:41.550 --> 00:35:43.808 -In what sense do you tell me? -You have not changed anything. 795 00:35:45.184 --> 00:35:47.436 -You understand why I left. -Diego... 796 00:35:48.229 --> 00:35:50.314 You're bad writing, Dad. 797 00:35:50.398 --> 00:35:51.899 -You are wooden. -How? 798 00:35:51.983 --> 00:35:54.694 You take out your book because Fabricio finances it for you. 799 00:35:54.777 --> 00:35:58.489 You're a loser. And I do not recontract you to punch because you're my dad. 800 00:35:58.573 --> 00:35:59.615 I came out, take it. 801 00:36:02.952 --> 00:36:04.912 [whispers] Acércate to see the tears. 802 00:36:04.996 --> 00:36:07.540 It's already, skinny, tomato it. Do not be morbid, boludo. 803 00:36:07.748 --> 00:36:09.458 I'm tired of the documentary. Go Go. 804 00:36:12.879 --> 00:36:15.256 Here it is, the fucking mother. Come to. 805 00:36:15.756 --> 00:36:18.759 Where were you, dear? Why did you get here, what, why did you leave? 806 00:36:18.843 --> 00:36:20.553 Where do you ... what's the matter, you're here? 807 00:36:24.182 --> 00:36:27.268 Did you know? I should have been here to support you. 808 00:36:27.351 --> 00:36:29.610 It was traumatic what happened to you. 809 00:36:29.770 --> 00:36:32.230 So, suddenly. I did not know the madness you were in. 810 00:36:32.106 --> 00:36:36.777 I did not want to disappoint you either. -But how are you going to disappoint me? 811 00:36:36.861 --> 00:36:38.487 It is fucking what is happening to you. 812 00:36:38.571 --> 00:36:42.366 The end of football is hard, but so, abruptly, in the middle of your career ... 813 00:36:42.450 --> 00:36:45.870 -I have nightmares all night. - Sure, how are not you going to have. 814 00:36:46.120 --> 00:36:49.457 And now you're going to have to learn to play the toughest game of all, eh? 815 00:36:50.124 --> 00:36:51.792 You have to learn to let go. 816 00:36:52.793 --> 00:36:54.295 It's going to be hard. Difficult 817 00:36:54.378 --> 00:36:59.910 To get out of the spotlight, from the affection of the fans, it sucks. 818 00:36:59.175 --> 00:37:01.636 You can not take charge. You are not to blame for what happened. 819 00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:05.348 What does one of the shitty ways God chooses for you know? But that's it! 820 00:37:05.431 --> 00:37:08.684 You have to get ahead, you're young. Dale, huh? 821 00:37:09.393 --> 00:37:10.686 Bueh. Paco 822 00:37:11.938 --> 00:37:15.191 No, are you smoking paco? Riquitiqui, leave that, it kills you, brother. 823 00:37:15.274 --> 00:37:17.693 -Who are you giving this, piba? -Yes, we are. 824 00:37:18.402 --> 00:37:20.947 -How are you going to smoke this, boludo? -Taking. 825 00:37:21.614 --> 00:37:22.448 Da jale. 826 00:37:23.199 --> 00:37:24.330 Go ahead. 827 00:37:27.828 --> 00:37:28.996 [coughs] 828 00:37:30.810 --> 00:37:31.832 I just wanted to reconnect with my family. 829 00:37:31.916 --> 00:37:34.460 My dad never loved me. My brother is a asshole, they do everything to him. 830 00:37:34.543 --> 00:37:35.795 It is believed that it is Messi. 831 00:37:35.878 --> 00:37:37.255 At least your mom loves you. 832 00:37:37.338 --> 00:37:39.590 What will my mom want? My mom is crazy. 833 00:37:39.674 --> 00:37:42.677 It has early schizophrenia. I am orphan, boluda. 834 00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:46.138 No, you're not an orphan. What happens is that blood ties mean nothing. 835 00:37:46.222 --> 00:37:49.850 Because family is the people you decide to be with. 836 00:37:49.934 --> 00:37:53.187 I just do not know what to do if I stay here. I feel like a foreigner, idiot. 837 00:37:53.271 --> 00:37:54.313 This is not my house. 838 00:37:54.397 --> 00:37:57.275 And what does the house have to do? The home is an abstract concept. 839 00:37:57.358 --> 00:37:59.652 Theoretically, I live in a car. That's my home. 840 00:37:59.735 --> 00:38:02.738 Home is where one feels embraced. 841 00:38:02.822 --> 00:38:04.156 Look, yes, yes, look what this is. 842 00:38:04.949 --> 00:38:08.327 Look at the plans I have in Mexico. Party in Xochimilco with the most mommy. 843 00:38:08.411 --> 00:38:10.204 He invites me to the thong in his house. 844 00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:12.623 Look at the mines. Look at how pretty the pibas are. 845 00:38:12.707 --> 00:38:15.100 Retreat in Tulum with Chava Iglesias. 846 00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:17.753 Stop fucking. This are my friends. Not these shitty people here. 847 00:38:17.837 --> 00:38:20.715 We are here and now, and fuck with everything. 848 00:38:21.900 --> 00:38:23.342 The ex-wives, the toxic beings. 849 00:38:23.718 --> 00:38:25.303 "Fuck my dad, you know? Yes 850 00:38:25.386 --> 00:38:26.595 My old you are, crazy. 851 00:38:27.430 --> 00:38:31.580 You are my dad. Did you know who my brothers are? These pinches nacos. 852 00:38:31.684 --> 00:38:33.190 -We are going to break the track! -HANDLE! 853 00:38:33.102 --> 00:38:34.520 Let's have fun! 854 00:38:34.603 --> 00:38:36.981 Lost for lost, give me a little more of that, give it to him. 855 00:38:38.399 --> 00:38:40.401 [music sounds] 856 00:38:41.527 --> 00:38:42.987 I'm going to change the music. 857 00:38:43.700 --> 00:38:45.531 People are sleeping, kid, drink, drink it, put this on. 858 00:38:45.948 --> 00:38:46.824 Let's see. 859 00:38:47.116 --> 00:38:48.367 Break it, you bastards! 860 00:38:48.451 --> 00:38:50.286 To give it to him, that this is mass of pot! 861 00:38:50.369 --> 00:38:52.246 [reggaeton music sounds] 862 00:39:03.341 --> 00:39:04.675 Stop, wait, stop. 863 00:39:05.343 --> 00:39:06.469 For for. 864 00:39:09.597 --> 00:39:11.515 [man] Kiss! Come on! 865 00:39:12.683 --> 00:39:15.436 -Live the boyfriends! - [everyone cheers] 866 00:39:19.482 --> 00:39:21.817 I really can not believe I'm seeing my old men like that. 867 00:39:21.901 --> 00:39:25.196 I do not know if I ever saw them touch each other. I swear. 868 00:39:25.738 --> 00:39:27.281 [Potro] That's the power of reggaeton. 869 00:39:27.365 --> 00:39:29.283 -It's not me, it's not me. -Ay no, thanks. 870 00:39:29.367 --> 00:39:32.453 I never thought my marriage was going to be so incredible. 871 00:39:34.872 --> 00:39:35.915 [shouts] 872 00:39:40.169 --> 00:39:42.421 Touch It's like stone. 873 00:39:43.255 --> 00:39:46.467 I tell you that your son could be a stripper of those. 874 00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:51.639 Oh, no, no, well, good, good. 875 00:39:51.722 --> 00:39:53.265 Guard the hose, that's it! 876 00:39:53.349 --> 00:39:54.308 Very good. 877 00:39:55.518 --> 00:39:57.436 -Don't you dance? -No, do not jump me. 878 00:39:57.520 --> 00:39:58.771 Come, follow me. 879 00:39:58.854 --> 00:40:00.981 -I have no desire. -I just stuck an ecstasy. 880 00:40:01.650 --> 00:40:02.942 -Go ahead. -I do not want. And calmly. 881 00:40:03.250 --> 00:40:03.984 Rest for a while. 882 00:40:05.111 --> 00:40:07.363 -How is Mexico, is it cute? -It's cute. 883 00:40:07.696 --> 00:40:08.948 -Do you not know? -No, I do not know. 884 00:40:09.310 --> 00:40:12.340 -We have to come and visit. -When you want, whenever you want, I'll go. 885 00:40:12.118 --> 00:40:13.661 You say, whenever you want. 886 00:40:14.328 --> 00:40:15.162 [laugh] 887 00:40:40.855 --> 00:40:42.314 [moan] 888 00:40:42.398 --> 00:40:45.192 -You're in El Potro, mamita. -HANDLE? Do you like me to hit you? 889 00:40:45.734 --> 00:40:47.611 [moan] 890 00:40:47.945 --> 00:40:49.113 What are they doing? 891 00:40:49.405 --> 00:40:51.365 -Exactly what you are seeing. -No no no. 892 00:40:51.449 --> 00:40:54.910 Why do not you pay attention, you fucking idiot? 893 00:40:55.411 --> 00:40:57.121 Bruto! 894 00:40:57.788 --> 00:41:00.124 What the fuck does that camera ...? Other, I'm going to kill you! 895 00:41:00.207 --> 00:41:01.876 -For here, asshole. -¡Para! 896 00:41:01.959 --> 00:41:05.450 - [man 1] No, it's worth it. - [man 2] Love him! 897 00:41:06.881 --> 00:41:09.633 The girl is looking for me, I'm not stone. What do you want me to do? 898 00:41:09.717 --> 00:41:11.510 [man 3] Give him, Potro, give him! 899 00:41:12.303 --> 00:41:13.804 - Enough, queers! -¡Para! 900 00:41:13.888 --> 00:41:16.223 [man 3] That's it, you bastards, they bleed his nose! 901 00:41:16.474 --> 00:41:17.558 Give him, Potro! 902 00:41:20.895 --> 00:41:23.856 Stop, I promised Fabri that he was not going to fight me. Can you calm down? 903 00:41:23.939 --> 00:41:25.149 Look what you have done. 904 00:41:25.232 --> 00:41:27.234 Look, it's all your fault. 905 00:41:27.735 --> 00:41:29.778 Stop, skinny, what do you say? 906 00:41:30.290 --> 00:41:31.780 You took all your fans. 907 00:41:31.864 --> 00:41:33.908 Well, I can have a good time too. 908 00:41:33.991 --> 00:41:36.660 Skinny, if we had a connection. It was not just sex. 909 00:41:36.744 --> 00:41:39.705 -Callate, cock with legs. -What about the song you did to me? 910 00:41:39.788 --> 00:41:43.420 -What song, what song? -¡Para! No, no, no! 911 00:41:43.125 --> 00:41:44.210 Hey! 912 00:41:44.752 --> 00:41:47.254 -What are you doing? -It was without wanting, without wanting. Are you okay? 913 00:41:49.131 --> 00:41:50.382 Calm yourself, calm down now. 914 00:41:51.217 --> 00:41:52.593 [drowned scream] 915 00:41:53.344 --> 00:41:54.970 -Renata. -What happened here? 916 00:41:55.540 --> 00:41:55.971 Were you, this? 917 00:41:56.550 --> 00:41:57.181 -For for. -Never fight! 918 00:41:57.264 --> 00:42:00.100 -Quiet, stop, stop. -DarÃo, what did you do? 919 00:42:00.184 --> 00:42:02.186 You are not El Potro. 920 00:42:02.603 --> 00:42:05.606 You are a disaster. Do not you get tired of killing us? 921 00:42:05.689 --> 00:42:07.316 -One and again ... -Why you scold him? 922 00:42:07.399 --> 00:42:09.443 -... you ruin our lives. - Seriously, why not ...? 923 00:42:09.527 --> 00:42:11.612 I did not go, the asshole wants to hit me. I am... 924 00:42:11.695 --> 00:42:13.614 Why do you want to hit? 925 00:42:14.730 --> 00:42:17.326 No, no, what are you doing here? I left here! 926 00:42:17.660 --> 00:42:19.328 - Wait, I come in peace. -Exit here! 927 00:42:19.411 --> 00:42:21.372 -Get out of here. Room. -Give me a chance. 928 00:42:21.455 --> 00:42:23.400 -Take it. -I want to clean your dress. 929 00:42:23.123 --> 00:42:25.626 Give me a second, I know of bloodstains. 930 00:42:25.709 --> 00:42:28.629 Leave me a second. Yes, with this it comes out. 931 00:42:29.129 --> 00:42:32.132 Does not matter. It's in vain, everything you're doing! 932 00:42:32.216 --> 00:42:34.593 Because to me all this is driving me crazy. 933 00:42:34.677 --> 00:42:35.803 It happens that I hit her, Reni. 934 00:42:35.886 --> 00:42:37.471 -Excuse me! -Yes, you and your brother! 935 00:42:37.555 --> 00:42:39.348 -No, he did not do anything. -Do not stop crying 936 00:42:39.431 --> 00:42:41.100 You did not fuck her so much. 937 00:42:41.183 --> 00:42:45.563 He did not do anything, it was me, I should not have taken the cloths out of the sun. 938 00:42:45.646 --> 00:42:47.690 I knew that deep down I was not invited. 939 00:42:47.773 --> 00:42:49.900 But what did you want me to do? I could not come. 940 00:42:49.984 --> 00:42:51.735 -And it's better. Is your brother. -He's my brother. 941 00:42:51.819 --> 00:42:53.487 -I must talk to Fabricio. -¡Para, no! 942 00:42:53.571 --> 00:42:56.282 Yes, yes! Because he is a liar. He hid you. 943 00:42:56.365 --> 00:42:58.330 It's a pity not having met us before! 944 00:42:58.117 --> 00:42:59.285 He is a big guy! 945 00:42:59.368 --> 00:43:04.206 If I want to start a family with him, I want something ... something without ... without pooping. 946 00:43:04.290 --> 00:43:06.333 Well, but they will not fight now! And less for me. 947 00:43:06.417 --> 00:43:08.252 -We are very different, do you understand me? Yes 948 00:43:08.752 --> 00:43:10.671 I armed him with every quilombo ... 949 00:43:10.754 --> 00:43:13.757 Once I exchanged the urine sample from him. 950 00:43:14.216 --> 00:43:15.843 I was doing Maradona's diet. 951 00:43:16.135 --> 00:43:17.386 -To which? -Is... 952 00:43:17.469 --> 00:43:18.429 -How? Ah, the ... -This. 953 00:43:18.512 --> 00:43:20.598 It came in, every four hours. 954 00:43:20.681 --> 00:43:23.350 The pipà was radioactive. 955 00:43:23.434 --> 00:43:25.269 -Yes, right? -He was suspended for a year. 956 00:43:25.352 --> 00:43:26.770 For my clpa. 957 00:43:27.146 --> 00:43:31.650 But despite all that, you're here. That speaks well of you. 958 00:43:33.485 --> 00:43:35.613 -So so. - [laugh] 959 00:43:35.696 --> 00:43:37.239 -Exit! -Exit! 960 00:43:37.740 --> 00:43:39.158 All right, he does! 961 00:43:40.117 --> 00:43:40.951 Silly. 962 00:43:41.452 --> 00:43:43.579 It's good to meet you and how good you came. 963 00:43:44.663 --> 00:43:46.540 Did you know what? I love that you are here. 964 00:43:46.624 --> 00:43:49.168 I love that you have taken Tristan's girlfriend. 965 00:43:49.418 --> 00:43:52.212 Let's see if someone lowers the ego to that idiot. 966 00:43:52.296 --> 00:43:53.339 Cock face. [laugh] 967 00:43:53.422 --> 00:43:54.715 -Thank you. -Thanks to you. 968 00:43:55.382 --> 00:43:57.510 I'm going to burst your brother. 969 00:43:57.134 --> 00:43:59.553 You are not going to burst anyone. In three, you hit my brother. 970 00:43:59.637 --> 00:44:01.388 -Get my girlfriend! -You hit my wife. 971 00:44:01.472 --> 00:44:02.723 -What's wrong with you? -It was an accident. 972 00:44:02.806 --> 00:44:05.559 - He took my girlfriend at your wedding! -Well, I learned to take care of her! 973 00:44:05.643 --> 00:44:08.103 Ask her what happened. You're not going to touch anyone, take it. 974 00:44:08.187 --> 00:44:11.315 It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It is done. 975 00:44:12.399 --> 00:44:14.568 Forgive me To you, I forgive you. 976 00:44:15.527 --> 00:44:18.614 What will I forgive you for, if I love you? My house is not here, old man. 977 00:44:19.730 --> 00:44:20.324 My house is in Mexico. 978 00:44:20.616 --> 00:44:21.950 There my family is waiting for me. 979 00:44:22.340 --> 00:44:24.662 With chilaquiles and party. All good, all right? 980 00:44:24.745 --> 00:44:27.956 They are all invited to my house. There, to the Aztec land. 981 00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:30.834 Where people are more warm, it is more good. 982 00:44:31.543 --> 00:44:33.879 And women are more open there by Detroit. [laugh] 983 00:44:35.506 --> 00:44:36.465 I love them. 984 00:44:39.927 --> 00:44:40.928 Stop, Potro, stop. 985 00:44:44.973 --> 00:44:47.476 I am very sorry that football has not worked. 986 00:44:48.435 --> 00:44:50.187 I want you to know that I saw all the matches. 987 00:44:50.270 --> 00:44:53.190 -Not mom, what are you going ... -I did not miss a game! 988 00:44:53.732 --> 00:44:56.527 Look. Ravens-Saints. Crows losing 2-1. 989 00:44:56.944 --> 00:44:59.780 Three minutes to end the game, the ball grabs the Colt. 990 00:44:59.863 --> 00:45:02.449 My brother. The archer is ahead. Realized. 991 00:45:02.533 --> 00:45:06.203 He bends down, puts the ball, gets up ... Without mosquitoing ... Cum! 992 00:45:06.662 --> 00:45:10.290 The ball touches the net, the goalkeeper goes to look inside. 993 00:45:10.374 --> 00:45:12.251 -You saw it! Yes All. 994 00:45:12.334 --> 00:45:14.461 Well, it seems you're not the only crack in the family. 995 00:45:14.545 --> 00:45:17.172 [laugh] Good. You will never be at my height. 996 00:45:17.256 --> 00:45:19.675 But yes, you know what to do with a ball. 997 00:45:22.803 --> 00:45:25.550 -I came to visit me, yes? -I love you brother. 998 00:45:26.974 --> 00:45:28.434 - [Alessia] Che, Potro. -What? 999 00:45:28.517 --> 00:45:31.145 -Go on Instagram. -Dale, and you dare me to love this one. 1000 00:45:32.729 --> 00:45:33.689 [laugh] 1001 00:45:33.772 --> 00:45:35.732 How are you going to put in to distribute? You were 1002 00:45:35.816 --> 00:45:37.317 shitting punching. They were big ... 1003 00:45:37.401 --> 00:45:39.403 They were giving you Ping-Pong ball. 1004 00:45:39.486 --> 00:45:42.156 If I do not arrive, they put your head in the hole. 1005 00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:44.450 Seriously no. Stop fucking, I have to take care of you. 1006 00:45:44.533 --> 00:45:47.244 -And well, give it to him. -Che, do not you want to stay at home? 1007 00:45:47.327 --> 00:45:49.413 -I have place in the car. -In your house? Stop fucking. 1008 00:45:49.496 --> 00:45:51.390 Why do not you come to my house? 1009 00:45:51.123 --> 00:45:53.417 Did you know the parties we do at home? 1010 00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:56.420 Whores, dwarf, falopas. We fill it with mines. 1011 00:45:56.503 --> 00:46:00.480 Che, what happens is that I do not know how to do to live with so much pollution. 1012 00:46:00.132 --> 00:46:02.634 What do you have, like a snorer, there? What is your plan? 1013 00:46:02.718 --> 00:46:04.761 I spent all the money on this trip. 1014 00:46:04.845 --> 00:46:07.264 But I can start again. Be edecán. 1015 00:46:07.347 --> 00:46:10.559 Waiter in the Countess, I do not know. Thank you, old man. 1016 00:46:11.185 --> 00:46:12.600 Thanks to you. 1017 00:46:15.272 --> 00:46:18.734 I discovered you, crazy. I'll take care of you until the day I die. 1018 00:46:19.318 --> 00:46:20.861 -Do me a favor, old man. -What? 1019 00:46:20.944 --> 00:46:22.196 Do not smoke anymore, paco. 1020 00:46:22.738 --> 00:46:24.990 Huh? Find a job 1021 00:46:25.657 --> 00:46:28.285 And stop fucking with that house. Get an apartment, huh? 1022 00:46:29.360 --> 00:46:31.288 When I start working, I send you money. OK? 1023 00:46:31.371 --> 00:46:32.289 I'm going to send you 1024 00:46:32.372 --> 00:46:34.583 Pay attention to me See you soon, okay? 1025 00:46:34.666 --> 00:46:36.585 -I love you -Me too. 1026 00:46:39.870 --> 00:46:40.756 Come on, click naco, we're late. 1027 00:46:40.839 --> 00:46:42.674 -What fart, little fart? -Hello. 1028 00:46:42.758 --> 00:46:44.510 Well, where do they travel? 1029 00:46:45.520 --> 00:46:47.429 -A Mexico. -Do you allow me your passport, please? 1030 00:46:47.513 --> 00:46:48.347 Yes 1031 00:46:50.641 --> 00:46:51.475 Take. 1032 00:46:52.851 --> 00:46:56.730 -But you do not look Mexican. -It seemed a bit racist to me. 1033 00:46:57.147 --> 00:46:59.775 Listen to me. I want to renounce my Argentine citizenship. 1034 00:47:00.192 --> 00:47:01.860 I want you to give that to the government. 1035 00:47:01.944 --> 00:47:05.948 This passport has already been issued. Keep it, you may need it. 1036 00:47:06.310 --> 00:47:07.491 -Well, take it then. -Surely. 1037 00:47:07.950 --> 00:47:10.827 -What are you doing, asshole? -What's wrong with you, skinny? 1038 00:47:11.620 --> 00:47:13.288 It betrays the fatherland. 1039 00:47:13.372 --> 00:47:15.400 Because you do not know Mexico. 1040 00:47:15.123 --> 00:47:17.840 -Did you ever go to Mexico? -Now I'm going. 1041 00:47:17.167 --> 00:47:18.293 I'm Mexican. 1042 00:47:19.200 --> 00:47:21.296 Moreover, look what I tell you. I'm going to live in Cancún. 1043 00:47:21.380 --> 00:47:22.422 And when I die, 1044 00:47:23.600 --> 00:47:26.218 I want them to cut my ashes with coca and they take all my friends on the beach 1045 00:47:26.301 --> 00:47:27.761 while they play a corrido del Potro. 1046 00:47:27.844 --> 00:47:29.221 -Ah? -Did you like it? 1047 00:47:29.304 --> 00:47:33.308 I loved it Did you know why? Because today I start a new life. 1048 00:47:33.392 --> 00:47:35.978 Beware of the chile, with the mariachis ... 1049 00:47:36.610 --> 00:47:38.689 -and with the little squares. Huh? -And you, watch out for menopause. 1050 00:47:38.981 --> 00:47:40.941 You're close, huh? If he has not caught you yet. 1051 00:47:44.903 --> 00:47:47.906 [Potro] Where the hell are we coming from and where are we going? 1052 00:47:48.407 --> 00:47:52.119 Let's see. In the end we are all vagabonds trotting around the world. 1053 00:47:52.869 --> 00:47:55.747 Thinking well, I suck an egg that my leg does not work. 1054 00:47:55.998 --> 00:47:58.250 What matters is that I still have my cock. 1055 00:47:58.834 --> 00:48:00.711 Argentina is no longer my house. 1056 00:48:00.794 --> 00:48:03.380 Mexico, jerks, embraces me with love. 1057 00:48:03.463 --> 00:48:05.700 Here, people love me. 1058 00:48:05.900 --> 00:48:07.593 And I sure have a lot of kids lying around. 1059 00:48:08.635 --> 00:48:10.470 Maybe I never know what my place in the world is. 1060 00:48:11.540 --> 00:48:12.514 That, after all, is me. Potro. 1061 00:48:11.540 --> 00:48:12.514 That, after all, is me. Potro.